If there was a Zombie apocalypse, which singer of QW4RTZ would you bring with you?
Fa2, because he probably already has a 5-year survival plan. Also, if we were to get caught by zombies, they would be full after eating his big brain.
Phil
Phil! (More meat to eat.)
François
Fa2, because he would have already thought about every possible scenario… and if there was ever a situation he didn’t plan for, I’m a faster runner!
Louis
Phil. For his athletic abilities.
Fa2
If you were a superhero, what would your superpower be?
Time travel (and being able to speak every language!).
François
The power of a cappella, because with the power of a cappella… scratch that, I want to be omnipresent.
Louis
The power of a cappel… ah has that already been taken? Telekinesis, then. Since I can already move my ears with my mind, I’m ready for the next step.
Fa2
Time travel (like Hiro Nakamura). And not having to sleep.
Phil
What was your most embarrassing moment on stage?
It’s hard to pick just one. I’d go for either the time I forgot the lyrics to a song, or when I had a severe case of diarrhea and I had to wear a diaper on stage. TMI?
Louis
Apart from my numerous blanks and mistakes in remembering the song form (i.e. What!? Already the chorus?), I’d go for that one time I had a long monologue while the guys were supposed to do a quick set change behind me… only to finish talking, and realize they were still standing behind me because they’d just realized they had forgotten the aforementioned set in the tour truck.
Fa2
At the high school talent show (in 2002 AND 2003). A friendly piece of advice: if you decide to play the piano and/or breakdance in front of the whole school, I recommend that you learn to play the piano and/or breakdance first.
Phil
The one time I said governmental “orgasm” instead of governmental “organism”.
François
Which Harry Potter Hogwart’s House would you belong to?
Slytherin. Ambition, determination, hard work, etc. All redeeming qualities!
Fa2
Ravenclaw. And I bet Phil will say Gryffindor, but that’s a ruse because he’s clearly a Slytherin.
Louis
Ravenclaw.
François
Without a doubt: House Mordor.
Phil
Which quality of one of the guys of QW4RTZ would you like for yourself?
Louis’ eyes, François’ jawline, and Fa2’s butt.
Phil
Fa2’s general knowledge (he’s a walking Wikipedia!)
François
Phil’s wit.
Louis
Louis’ spontaneity.
Fa2
Who is your man crush (not counting Serge Postigo)?
Anderson Cooper (What an incredible brain!)
François
Bradley Cooper or Steve Buschemi, for the same reasons.
Louis
Donald Glover aka Childish Gambino. A generational talent in several capacities. Amazing.
Fa2
Is it too cliché if I say Laurent Duvernay Tardif?
Phil
If you were a bathtub, which historical character would bathe in you, and why?
Attila, King of the Huns, because I’d feel like I was reaaaaally useful.
Louis
Archimedes. Eureka!
Fa2
Free Willy (Huge Fan).
Phil
Cleopatra (I like milk).
François
What are some fun and interesting alternatives to war that countries could use to settle their differences?
Dungeons & Dragons. Learning that not everything has to—or even can—be won, and that the real treasure is the friendships that you make along the way.
Fa2
American Ninja Warriors, but with nation leaders as participants. Now I’ve mentioned it, you want to see it happen, don’t you?
Phil
Just let the women do the talking; then there would be no war.
François
I think that each country should send an a cappella group to battle (like in Pitch Perfect) and have the right to expand their borders with a sudden attack of Shkabedabe...
Louis
What secret conspiracy theory would you like to start?
That Elvis is not dead, nor alive, but that he’s a velociraptor.
Phil
That Fa2 is dead. He died during his first driving lesson back in 2018, and QW4RTZ replaced him with a look-alike. Furthermore, when you play Shkabedabedweebeshoobop in reverse you can hear “He should have made that stop.”
François
That François is a werewolf.
Louis
That Phil is in fact wearing a wig because he has no hair—and I mean no hair anywhere whatsoever.
Fa2
If you were a member of the Backstreet Boys, which one would you be?
AJ! But the AJ now! The one that has grown into who he is and who sings so much better than back then!
François
BRIAN! I said it first!!!
Louis
Kevin. I’m the oldest of the group!
Fa2
#IamNick (anyone but Kevin)
Phil